she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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