Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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