he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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