Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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