Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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