Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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