Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Gay?
German.
Pity.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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