Dude my mom stole all your condoms
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The beer is more important than you right now.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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