So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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