my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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