I bet he comes in French.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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