I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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