Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize
