Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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