Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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