pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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