Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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