i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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