I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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