I should be sponsored by Trojan
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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