that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I bet he comes in French.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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