I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Two words: nipple clamps
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