Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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