This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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