he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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