Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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