DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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