brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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