I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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