my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
How does one acquire holy water?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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