i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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