I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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