Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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