Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
