I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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