just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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