did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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