Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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