After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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