I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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