Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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