Welp...herpes.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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