if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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