you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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