He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
