yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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