Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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