We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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