you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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