But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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